Would you rather...

Would you rather

go into work early and clap before anyone arrives?

or

pour all the salt you own into your garbage disposal?

Question # 11

Would you rather listen to “The Streets of Philadelphia” while making cupcakes for a party?

or

Read a rock a bye baby to a stuffed parakeet?

Question # 10

Would you rather make spaghetti and meatballs for no special reason?

or

Take a bath with a cartoon baby frog for an upcoming low-fi animated movie?

Question # 10

Would you rather diet, lose weight and then get pregnant so no one will be able to tell?

or

Record yourself typing?

Question # 9

Would you rather suck Phil from 1950’s balls?

or 

Phil from 1980’s balls?

or 

Phil from 1990’s balls?

Question # 8

Would you rather poke at fresh bruises on your legs?

or

Burn all of your “The Wire” seasons on blue ray?

Question # 7

Would you rather be BFF with 1960’s Jaime?

or 

1970’s Jaime?

Question # 6

Would you rather wear a cast even though your arm isn’t fractured just for fun?

or

read Jack Handey quotes aloud with your pals at a slumber party?

Question # 5

Would you rather watch your fiance sleep and analyze the wrinkles inside his belly button?

or

match your hair color to a popular celebrity’s hair color?